A Very Brief Statement: Road to Perdition

Road to Perdition didn't really live up to the hype. And Tom Hanks's "fathead" is only getting worse as he ages.

How Did I Get Talked Into This?: Vampiros Lesbos

"Vampiros Lesbos" = tragically terrible 1970s movie about lesbian vampires (obviously.) No graphic sex, but an excessive amout of naked women writhing and moaning. Did I mention it was all in German?