Dear Sienna Miller,
You are untalented and badly dressed.
I am sick of looking at your smug, pointy face.
Please go away.
P.S. Those of us who are FROM Pennsylvania can (and do) use the term "Shitsburgh." We're not big on other people using it, though. I'd be really careful using terms like that in a place where roughly 85% of the population could kick your ass.
P.P.S. Banging Jude Law doesn't make you special. It just means you have a vagina.